sleepin:

brawltogethernow:

This tiny, snarky arrow still cracks me the fuck up.

weinermoney:

I LOVE TUMBLR MOBILE SO MUCH

asoftloveliness:

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

cumprise:

I’m a stay at home thot

taddylonglegs:

I was inspired 

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

hungry-joe:

ericvilas:

ericvilas:

aqueerkettleofish:

This just seemed appropriate today.

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

nintendoesnt:

nekogiru:

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

cain said this to abel

venomouslesbian:

opposite-of-a-problem:

teamnowalls:

chinaglaze:

37q:

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

explain

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

explain

lesbiancarlyrae:

Full offence but I need to sit in a river

vodni:

realizing ive been here since i was 15-16